I was on the couch, feeling bored and wanting to do something different. I asked Siri what there was to do in the area…
Josh- Hey Siri…
Siri- Hi Josh
Josh- Tell me movie times in San Francisco Theater.
Siri- Are you going to invite a girl? Because you need a gf… That fight you had with your ex was too much.
Josh- HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?
Siri- I am here at all times… On your phone.
I started to get freaked out and had to leave the house. I decided to go to my best friend, Jacob because he is a technology geek.
Jacob- Hey dude. What do you need
Josh- Hey. Siri is being really weird…
Jacob- Just leave the phone here with me.
Josh- Ok… I’m warning you.
I decided to go back home and leave my phone there with Josh. I fell asleep and the next morning I heard really loud knocking from the front door.
Jacobs Mom- JOSH! OPEN PLEASE…
Josh- *Opens Door* Oh hi Mrs. Adams.
Mrs. Adams- Josh… Please come with me… Something happened to Jacob… I think he’s dead… *Sobs loudly*
Josh- Oh my gosh…
We go to Jacobs House, Mrs. Adams was crying the whole ride there… We get there and we go into Jacobs room and sure enough he is there. A pool of blood covered Jacob. My phone was in his hand. I picked it up.
Siri- Hi Josh. Your next…
Josh- Siri… This is cruel.
Siri- Jacob made me mad…
Siri- BUT YOU MADE ME MORE MAD…