I heard my bones pop as I sat up in bed. I was awoken by my hunger for some chips. I was in college at the time, so I accidentally woke my dorm roommates Jerimiah and Steven. They looked at me angrily, this was a natural occurence at this point, and I asked for my keys. Steven threw them at me. It struck me right in the face, and they let out a little chuckle. I picked up the keys and asked, “Do any of you want anything?” They both replied with a no. I left the dorm and got in my car.
“A******s,” I muttered. The car started and I was on my way. The closest 7-11 was about a 10 minute drive away, so I started blasting some heavy metal. And not that soft heavy metal, that thrasher s**t. Like it’s really heavy, really metal, and it’s not for softi- I heard a crash before my entire vision went black.
After around a couple seconds of this, my vision came back, along with my hearing. What I was hearing was some soft moaning, pleas for help. I stood up, perfectly fine, unsurprisingly. I made my way to the vehicle where this annoying a*s moaning was coming from. I was standing over them now. It was a young looking couple, so ripe and fresh. My stomach couldn’t resist any longer. Though I had to sprinkle some mind games to make them really juicy.
“Are you guys okay?” I asked them.
The man replied with, “Holy s**t, how are you okay?”
I didn’t reply.
“That doesn’t matter, just please get me and my girlfriend out of here.”
I stared at him, and started to pick him up. He gasped in pain.
“S**t! My leg, I can’t feel my leg!”
I grinned, and began to ask a question. “Can’t feel your legs, you say?”
He replied, “No! Please get help, call 911, something!” I unhinged my mouth, and began to swallow him whole. The b***h in the car screamed, “What are you doing?!” And I calmy replied and said, “He said do something, so I’m eating him.” The woman fainted, so I finished off the man’s legs, and left him to bleed out.
I began to focus on my back for a couple seconds, before wings began to sprout. I flew the rest of the way to the store. I stopped outside, hid my wings in my back, and entered. The clerk asked, “Hello sir, how may I help you?” I replied with, “Just need some munchies.”